42Degrees (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} 42degrees) wrote,@ 2008-04-13 17:36:00 |
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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard
on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house
to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a
box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel
right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of
inner peace.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard
on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house
to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a
box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel
right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of
inner peace.
